Patient Care Fans Prints

"What do I do? He refuses to sleep on his own."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Paramedics.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.'

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"

Scalpel.

"Here's his medical directive."