Dental Care Fan Prints

sleeping teeth

Joe's Brush With Death.

"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Hairstyles

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Dentist.

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

Podiatrist

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

Have you tried white strips?

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

Scalpel.

"Here's his medical directive."