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sleeping teeth

Joe's Brush With Death.

"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Hairstyles

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Dentist.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

Podiatrist

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

"What do I do? He refuses to sleep on his own."

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"Here's his medical directive."

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

Scalpel.

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'