Dental Fans Gifts

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Terry Wogan

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Dentist.

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

DAB vs AM/FM

"You end up with the face you can afford."

sleeping teeth

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

Have you tried white strips?