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"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

Massage Mushroom Cloud

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

Dentist.

'Dude, you really need braces.'

DAB vs AM/FM

"You end up with the face you can afford."

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

sleeping teeth