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Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Toothless Meal

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'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

'Dentristry medicine.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

Holstein spotting kit.

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

'I love this place. Who else provides the little birdies to clean our teeth!'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Dentist.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'