Orthodontics Fan Gifts

'Dude, you really need braces.'

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

I'm the illusion fairy. Every time you lose one, put it under your pillow and I'll pretend to give you a dollar.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

'No, I haven't seen an orthodontist about it — I'm a rhinoceros, dummy!'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Dentist.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' 'Be patient, I'll get to it.'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."