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'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Old-fashioned computer

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"Trepanning for gold"

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Obstetrics.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"I'm going to prescribe medical marijuana and sour cream & onion tortilla chips."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

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Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

"Well it's not so much an ITCH, more a slight irritation, what could it be?"

"Take one three times a day after meals."

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

He seems healthy, but I'd like to keep him here for observation.

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Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

Celebrity Yoga.

'Hello Mr. Perkins! Megan the giant leech and I are going to draw some of your blood now!'

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

How does that feel? Inaccupuncture.

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'That's is. Keep your finger on there until I have this knot tied.'

"Okay lets close up. Oooh wait...wishbone!"