Quirky Prescription Fan Gifts

"I'm going to prescribe medical marijuana and sour cream & onion tortilla chips."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Old-fashioned computer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Jazz Bagpipes

Crazy paving company.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Pirate trying on parrots.

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"Take one three times a day after meals."

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

All-terrain vegetables.

Hitch-hiking spider with sign - 'Bath'.

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

'The carnival has a company car.'

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

Lawn Mower Bike.