Quirky Prescription Fan Gifts

"I'm going to prescribe medical marijuana and sour cream & onion tortilla chips."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Old-fashioned computer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Crazy paving company.

Jazz Bagpipes

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Pirate trying on parrots.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Take one three times a day after meals."

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

He seems healthy, but I'd like to keep him here for observation.

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

'The carnival has a company car.'

All-terrain vegetables.

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

Hitch-hiking spider with sign - 'Bath'.

VW Bug Ceases Production.

'That's is. Keep your finger on there until I have this knot tied.'