Sanitization Fan Gifts

"Purell?"

Dungeon Hand Sanitiser

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Man using to much bug spray

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Hand sanitizer

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Water.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Practice Bug Control this Season.

Mask Rules

"...Next time you put your money where your mouth is, wash it off first."

Janitor mops the floor.

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

Washing Face

"Here's his medical directive."

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.