Fumigation Fan Gifts

Man using to much bug spray

Bottle Distillery

Tortoise polishing his shell

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Wine: New and Old.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'The good times are over men - the bottoms fallen out of Guano!'

'I'm from down the street. Your customer ordered our wine because it is better than yours.'

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

'Is there no end to your treachery!?!' (cat to mouse hole)

Man Waits Outside Mousehole that is Actually Inside Giant Mouse

Washing Face