Fumigation Fan Gifts

Man using to much bug spray

Bottle Distillery

Tortoise polishing his shell

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Wine: New and Old.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

Where hard cider comes from.

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Biology Dept. I love teaching the class on fungus --- it gives me a chance to mold young minds.

Bad news - you got termites.

'The good times are over men - the bottoms fallen out of Guano!'

'I'm from down the street. Your customer ordered our wine because it is better than yours.'

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'Is there no end to your treachery!?!' (cat to mouse hole)

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

Washing Face