Fumigation Gifts

Man using to much bug spray

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

His New Grillfriend

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

I love Science.

How Many It Takes

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Modular Offices

Fumes from furniture

"Who like 'em well done?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

Access Assessments

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Universe Challenge

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"