Fumigation T-Shirts

Man using to much bug spray

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

His New Grillfriend

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

I love Science.

How Many It Takes

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Fumes from furniture

Modular Offices

"Who like 'em well done?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

Access Assessments

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Universe Challenge

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?