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Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Man using to much bug spray

Bottle Distillery

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'I'm from down the street. Your customer ordered our wine because it is better than yours.'

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

ATM.

Yeast: Gregarious single-celled organism whose first evolutionary priority was to develop the capacity to synthesize alcohol. Usually well behaved, but can become rowdy in groups.