Fluoride Fan T-Shirts

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Man using to much bug spray

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Woo-hoo!"

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

I Bake. Deal with it.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Donald Trump

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'