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'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

"Woo-hoo!"

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Solar Frankenstein

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Fetching some fuel.

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

'How many miles to the gallon?'

There's no real oil emergency...

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"Don't even think about it."

710

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Richard Owen

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'