Fire-engine Fan T-Shirts

'Oh, I could easily climb down on my own, but you see, I just love seeing Fire-Engines...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Caliologist

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Fetching some fuel.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Woo-hoo!"

Fire Backwards.

Donald Trump

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Fire Assembly Point

"Is the light bothering you?"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Internal Combustion.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Smoking Firemen.

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

"Have you tried using one of these?"