Fire-engine Fan T-Shirts

'Oh, I could easily climb down on my own, but you see, I just love seeing Fire-Engines...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fetching some fuel.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Love your ambiance!"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Woo-hoo!"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Donald Trump

Fire Assembly Point

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Is the light bothering you?"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Internal Combustion.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

Smoking Firemen.