Fossil Fuel Fan Gifts

Looking for a gift for a fossil fuel enthusiast? Explore our range of humorous and thoughtful items that highlight their interest in energy, geology, and environmental impact. Perfect for those who love to stand out and spark conversations.

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'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?' mockup

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

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"Woo-hoo!"

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"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car" mockup

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

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On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex, mockup

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage." mockup

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

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'It's an extinction notice.'

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Solar Frankenstein

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'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.' mockup

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

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Wind turbine and leaf blower.

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Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened. mockup

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

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"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before." mockup

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

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After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter. mockup

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

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'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.' mockup

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

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'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.' mockup

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

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Fetching some fuel.

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'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.' mockup

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

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'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...' mockup

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

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'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.' mockup

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

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"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?" mockup

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

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'How many miles to the gallon?'

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There's no real oil emergency...

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'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...' mockup

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

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"Don't even think about it."

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710

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'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.' mockup

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

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'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.' mockup

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

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Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.' mockup

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

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A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

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