Green Fuel Fan Gifts

Car on bike.

Out of gas.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

Fuel bill gone through the roof

I fart more than that!

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Fetching some fuel.

Underwater on the Car

Natural gas

Smart Arse Meter

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"Woo-hoo!"

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Prison Ships

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

Please don't run out of gas...

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"