Flubber Fan T-Shirts

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Man using to much bug spray

"I love you, you big fool."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fly Artist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Snake with headphones.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Biting Slippers.

I Bake. Deal with it.

Flautist

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Donald Trump

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Water.

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Fly Space.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'