Flubber Fan T-Shirts

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Man using to much bug spray

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fly Artist

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Biting Slippers.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

I Bake. Deal with it.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Snake with headphones.

Flautist

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Donald Trump

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Water.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Fly Space.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."