Flip-flop Fan T-Shirts

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Fly Artist

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Biting Slippers.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Fly Space.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Keep off the Square.

"Before this I flipped houses."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

Derek's last selfie.

Biggest selling fly cereal on the market.

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"

'This one went from curb appeal to curbed.'

Bar flies