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"My fault! My fault! Too much oil."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Biting Slippers.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Indian summer.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"Previously on..."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Someday, the worm will turn.

The clowns are coming!

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

The Moe Howard Installation

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'