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We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Christmas tree exchange

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

Biting Slippers.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Indian summer.

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

The clowns are coming!

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Previously on..."

Someday, the worm will turn.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

Funny paper.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Circus. I'm giving up the seltzer bottle as a comedy prop and will do a more sophisticated act. Ah, dry humor.

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

The Moe Howard Installation