Flambe Fan T-Shirts

'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A Macaroni in 1772

Give quiche a chance!

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Donald Trump

Poser

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

Bird on stilts.

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

Chef walking out

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."