Flambe Fan Pillows

'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A Macaroni in 1772

Give quiche a chance!

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"I can't find the instructions."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

Poser

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Donald Trump

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

Bird on stilts.

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

Chef walking out