Blimp Fan Pillows

'Maths is fun!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Fish Tricks

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

"Dad! Dad! Wake up! They just discovered another Marsalis!"

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Dixieswamp

'...Dizzy Gillespie's banjo days.'

Good Year Blimp.

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

"Dad! I got a balloon from the airshow!"

Giant trump blimp

Children leaving zoo with chimp