Blimp Enthusiast Pillows

The Goodyear Blimp/Not having a good year blimp.

"Dad! I got a balloon from the airshow!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

"Look. Ms. Shelby has a blankie."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'Disgruntled with Edison, Fred patents his own invention.'

"Who's going to carve?"

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

Mr Winter.

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

'That's my idea patch.'

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

Think Tank Support

Belching plant

Thomas Edison receives...his first electric bill.

Gardener doing the limbo