Blimp Enthusiast Prints

"Dad! I got a balloon from the airshow!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"Look. Ms. Shelby has a blankie."

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'Disgruntled with Edison, Fred patents his own invention.'

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

Mr Winter.

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

'That's my idea patch.'

The Arrival of Winter.

Meet the Bookjacket Blurb Author

Thomas Edison receives...his first electric bill.

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

Gardener doing the limbo

Think Tank Support

Belching plant