Blubber Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Bubbly

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Champagne

Thank you bubbles

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I wish I was creative'

Prosecco

Champagne

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

I love bathtime.

A little fizz?

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Prosecco

Sabrage!

Football/Soccer bubbles

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Bubble gum kid

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

"Before Thornton goes to bed, you might let him spend some time with this toy. It's a new concept in bubble-making technology. As you will note, it has a number of interchangeable components that allow for many variations and options as to the quantity an

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Bubbling

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

The night they invented champagne.

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."