Blubber Connoisseur Pillows

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Bubbly

Theatre Crowd

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Scotch and water musick."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Champagne

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Prosecco

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"What'll ya have?"

Champagne

Crazy old clown cat lady.

A little fizz?

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Sabrage!

Prosecco

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Clown Watercooler

The night they invented champagne.

Wine Party

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

Fascinator

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Champagne fountain.