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'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Bubbly

Theatre Crowd

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Champagne

"Scotch and water musick."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Prosecco

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Champagne

"What'll ya have?"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

A little fizz?

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Sabrage!

Prosecco

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Clown Watercooler

The night they invented champagne.

Wine Party

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Fascinator

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."