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My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Filling the Missile Gap

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Nick Cave

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

The Real Russian history

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Clandestine cows.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"But is it..?"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound