Blubber Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Bubbly

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Thank you bubbles

Champagne

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Prosecco

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I wish I was creative'

Champagne

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

I love bathtime.

A little fizz?

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Football/Soccer bubbles

Sabrage!

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

Prosecco

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"Before Thornton goes to bed, you might let him spend some time with this toy. It's a new concept in bubble-making technology. As you will note, it has a number of interchangeable components that allow for many variations and options as to the quantity an

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

Another hot flash?

Bubble gum kid

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Bubbling

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

The night they invented champagne.