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"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Shoes Make The Man

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

1940's Fashion.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"They may be very comfortable, but you are in the military and supposed to wear boots, not flip-flops."

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook."

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."

"Ideally, I'd like a work environment that's flip-flop friendly."