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"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

Popcorn.

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

Rialto: a brief respite between the summer deluge of bottom-feeder crap and the winter deluge of upscale crap

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."

Ciaran Fitzgerald