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'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Mr Metrosexual.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Christopher Nolan caricature

Best Special Effects Award

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

George Lucas

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"I wrote my essay specifically so that Hollywood could easily make a blockbuster out of it!"

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Australia: The Movie - 'I preferred the hype.'

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook."

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

"I felt a touch!"

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."