Bloopers Aficionado Mugs

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Mr Metrosexual.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Best Special Effects Award

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

George Lucas

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"I wrote my essay specifically so that Hollywood could easily make a blockbuster out of it!"

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Australia: The Movie - 'I preferred the hype.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"I felt a touch!"

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook."

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.