Bloopers Mugs

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook."

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

'In today's campaign bloopers, Obama called her 'Billary' and Hillary called him 'Oprah-Ama'.'

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."