Life Blooper Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

Reach for the Star.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

Listenin' in

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

They changed their tunes.

Now what's this about the Bibcock deal hitting a snag?

'I'll tell you one thing - if I knew I'd live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.'

"Have no fear, Baldo...the Cruzer is now your personal love coach."

"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."

In the game of life...there is no time out.

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

1940's Fashion.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'