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'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'It's slobberin' time!'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Sloth traffic jam.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Slipstream

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Honey I'm Home

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Kitten Slippers