Slobber Enthusiast Pillows

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Sloth traffic jam.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

Slipstream

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Honey I'm Home

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."