Slobber Aficionado Pillows

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Book

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Kitten Slippers

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'Baby's teething.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'You two have something in common.'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

Sloth works out on running machine: 'I'm on my break.'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'