Slobber Aficionado Gifts

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'It's slobberin' time!'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Book

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Kitten Slippers

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'Baby's teething.'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'You two have something in common.'

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'