Slobber Specialists Gifts

'Baby's teething.'

Soup of the month.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

The Inexperienced Cook

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'It's slobberin' time!'

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Swimming Champion.

'We spoil that dog.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"I slept funny!"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

American Idle

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

Dive in...

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"