Soup Specialist Gifts

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Soup of the month.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

What's the insect de jour?

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Tartar sauce.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'