Soup Specialist Gifts

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Soup of the month.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Tartar sauce.

What's the insect de jour?

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.