Soup Chef Extraordinaire Gifts

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Witch's Brew.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"