Soup Maestro Gifts

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Tartine

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What'll it be?'

Vegetable Cook

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

Bottomless bowl of soup

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'