Soup Tsunami Master Gifts

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.