Soup Chef Gifts

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

What's the insect de jour?

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'