Soup Scientist Gifts

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"